With each new season of
The Bachelor or The Bachelorette, the contestants’ career choices (if you can even call them that) seem to get more ridiculous. From “twins” Emily and Haley Ferguson to “hipster” Brandon Howell, here are the strangest job titles featured on the ABC dating competition.
Heather Martin: Never Been Kissed
Will Colton Underwood be her first? This Bachelor contestant is one of the former football player’s hopefuls.
Erin Landry: Cinderella
Landry will compete for Colton Underwood’s heart on The Bachelor season 23.
Alex D: Sloth
Don’t ask Us what the deal is with Colton Underwood’s future contestant!
Ryan Peterson: Banjoist
This musically savvy contestant vied for Becca Kufrin’s affections.
Kamil Nicalek: Social Media Participant
Although the self-proclaimed social media enthusiast didn’t make it very far on Becca Kufrin’s 14th season, he briefly found love with Annaliese Puccini on Bachelor in Paradise season 5.
Jonathan Treece: Tickle Monster
Creepy much? After Rachel Lindsay gave him the boot, Treece tried his hand at love again on Bachelor in Paradise season 4.
Lucas Yancey: Whaboom
Rachel Lindsay found this season 13 contestant to be amusing, but she ultimately sent him packing.
Tiara Soleim: Chicken Enthusiast
Tiara Soleim, who vied for Ben Higgins’ heart during The Bachelor season 20, was shown playing with all her pet chickens in her introductory video, and she even brushed her teeth while her favorite bird, Sheila, sat on her shoulder.
James Spadafore: Bachelor Superfan
Um … same,
James! The Bachelorette season 12 contestant revealed he regularly participates in Bachelor brackets just like Us … but how does he get paid for that?
Evan Bass: Erectile Dysfunction Specialist
Evan Bass had just simplified his job title to health professional, he might have avoided the “penis doctor” nickname during The Bachelorette season 12.
Erica Rose: Socialite
She lived up to her socialite job title by packing a tiara and asking where the maids were on
The Bachelor season 9 with Prince Lorenzo Borghese, but now she’s director of business development for an L.A.-based law firm.
Peyton Wright: Sorority Recruiter
Peyton Wright wanted a bid to Bachelor Andy Baldwin’s heart, but she was eliminated in the third week of season 10.
Paige Vigil: Jumbotron Operator
The Bachelor is basically a longer version of the Kiss Cam, Paige Vigil should have been well prepared to compete on season 17.
Raichel Goodyear: Manscaper
Season 15 contestant
Raichel Goodyear showed viewers exactly what her job entails by waxing Bachelor Brad Womack’s arm on the first night.
Kelly Travis: Dog Lover
This sounds like a dream job!
Kelly Travis brought along her pup Molly to meet Bachelor Juan Pablo Galavis in season 18.
Tara Eddings: Sport Fishing Enthusiast
She was quite the catch, but Bachelor
Chris Soules eliminated her in week 2 of season 19.
Lucy Aragon: Free Spirit
The Bachelor season 18’s Lucy Aragon. This is pretty much the coolest way to say “unemployed.”
Shawn Evans: Amateur Sex Coach
This sounds like a creepy way to say “unemployed” and may be why he got the boot pretty early on in
Kaitlyn Bristowe’s season 11 of The Bachelorette.
Emily and Haley Ferguson: Twins
Emily and Haley Ferguson totally make twinning feel like a full-time job, the Bachelor season 20 gals are actually lifestyle bloggers and cocktail waitresses at Marquee Nightclub & Dayclub in Las Vegas.
Alessandro Goulart: Grain Merchant
Bachelorette season 8 suitor Alessandro Goulart’s career path sounds like it’s straight out of the 1800s.
Reegan Cornwell: Donated Tissue Specialist
Reegan Cornwell exited the limo with a cooler containing something gross that looked like a human heart before revealing to Chris Soules that she sells tissue — as in not the Kleenex kind.
Mark Huebner: Pizza Entrepreneur
Reinventing pizza? While this sounded like a far-fetched career choice,
Mark Huebner opened up a restaurant, Denver Pizza Company, shortly after his Bachelorette season 5 departure.
Sean Ramey: Martial Arts Master
He may have earned a black belt, but he didn’t get the final rose from season 4 Bachelorette
Daniel Maguire: Canadian
Bachelorette season 12 contestant, who competed for JoJo Fletcher’s final rose, used his nationality as a job title. Since, according to his Instagram bio, he’s — not surprisingly — a personal trainer.
Alejandro Velez: Mushroom Farmer
This job seems sketchy, but
Bachelorette season 8 contestant Alejandro Velez has a seriously profitable business called Back to the Roots.
Brittany Fetkin: WWE Diva-in-Training
As completely ridiculous as it sounds,
The Bachelor season 19’s Brittany Fetkin was actually a very legitimate wrestler signed with WWE and could probably take down everyone in the Bachelor mansion.
JJ O’Brien: Pantsapreneur
JJ O’Brien’s hilariously made-up title was code for “I started my own clothing line.” The season 10 suitor gave Bachelorette Andi Dorfman a pair of paisley-print pants from his collection on their first one-on-one date.
Brandon Howell: Hipster
“Hipster” was used as
Brandon Howell’s fake job title during The Bachelorette season 12 since he’s really an aspiring actor.